The Keys to Your Heart
DO NOT WATCH THE GRUDGE!! It is not even scary. It’s the stupidest movie of all time. I watched Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and everyone knows that’s a slowest movie. But no, you’re wrong. The Grudge is the slowest, stupidest movie of all time. There is no storyline. You think George Lucas can’t write dialogue? Think again. The ending is so predictable. Who lives? Take one guess. Yes, you are right. I don’t even have to tell you. If they had the special olympics championship on who could walk and move the slowest, it would be Sarah Michelle Gellar.
So I took the stupid keys to the heart test.
http://www.blogthings.com/keystoyourheartquiz/
THE RESULTS
You are attracted to those who have a split personality – cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart.
-I don’t know about any of these things… Split personality? Cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart? That sounds just like me, but I would hate my partner to be like that.
In love, you feel the most alive when everything is uncertain, one moment heaven… the next moment hell.
-One moment heaven next moment hell sounds like a life in hell to me
You’d like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.
-I don’t want my lover to think I am optimistic and happy if I am not. I’m not going to deny that I am fairly pessimistic.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.
-If the person I’m dating is in constant need of reassurance, I’m willing to give it. I think I’m pretty patient. But if my constant reassurance helps her feel better about herself for the time being but it doesn’t motivate her to do anything with that newfound self confidence, then yeah, I would be forced to break up.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future… one you can grow with.
I agree. I don’t want to date someone that I cannot grow and mature with. I like to have 2 way conversations and I don’t want my relationship to be a one way street.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
-I would never cheat on anyone. No different zip code rules, nothing.
You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage.
-Actually, I told my parents and a bunch of people that I wanna get married by the time I’m 25.
In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.
-Is there any other kind of love?
So all in all, I don’t really understand how picking animals out of this thing makes me a certain type of person.
So Lindsay Lohan is coming out with a new film. At least she doesn’t look all skinny as hell. If you’ve seen her lately, she’s lost about 100 lbs. See, girls, you CAN do it!!! Rumors say she’s lost a lot of wait because she’s anorexic and she’s doing drugs, or even both!
I’m trying to learn how to skateboard. Emphasis on trying. I think it might take another 2 months to get good enough to be fairly decent at it. I can’t even go up a curb.